krisomniac

So this is the email I just got from the guy who wants to buy my car:

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Dear Kris,

I have paid half price for the mechanics, and he gave the
evaluation of the price except the transmission filter. I think it is
cheaper. Please gave him a call before you go to pick the car.
I would like to take the car, and I hope you decrease the
price, since that is the price for last summer. I hope you can get the
transmission filter and rear light changed, and I can deal with the
rest of the repair. Let me know what do you think.

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What I think? WHAT I THINK? I think he has a poor grasp of the English language. I think he doesn't have his facts straight. I think he can go fuck himself is what I think. I've already priced the car (LAST NOVEMBER NOT SUMMER) at less than half its current Kelley Blue Book value -- such that even with the buyer making EVERY REPAIR UNDER THE SUN, he still gets a bargain.

WHAT THE FUCK?

It's not like the car won't sell. I only advertised it one time on one small university list-serv about two months ago. He's already proven himself a prick by making ME pay half of the estimates he wanted (even though I already have two of my own). If I don't get a copy of that report, Deal. Is. OFF. If he thinks I'm this much of a pushover, he can kiss my lily white ass:

I'm also adding the price of the new repairs (close to $300) to the old (somewhat negotiable) asking price, then we can talk.