Conversations with strange people (part 1)

I haven't been writing much anything lately, so I decided to go back to this post and give those ideas you guys had a whirl.

For sasha_davidnova, Voldemort and Aziraphale
(she never specified the form of Voldemort at the time, though.)

( Excuse me, pardon. )

For ignipies, Sandman's Death and Discworld's Death

( Two deaths walk into a bar. )