And by popular demand, the outtake.

From Chapter Six:
The reason the marmot was really glaring:

REMUS: Weener- is this really a food?
KRIS: Yep. It’s pronounced Vee-ner, though.
REMUS: Okay. Veener Shnit- You’ve got to be taking the piss.
KRIS: Nope.
REMUS: Shnitzel Shnitzel Shnitzel Shnitzel. Does that make any sense?
KRIS: No, but that isn’t what’s written.
MARMOT: *rolls eyes* I have places to be...
REMUS: But I have to say this four times in one paragraph!
SIRIUS: Moony, if you don’t hurry up and say it, I’m gonna be stuck in Azkaban for-bloody-ever!
REMUS: No comments from the peanut gallery. Alright. I get it. It’s supposed to be funny.
KRIS: *nods*
REMUS: Weener Shit… shit. Shnitzle. Sorry.
MARMOT: Dude, are you stoned?

From Chapter Nine:
( Lacy, Kali, and Kris have fun with the pups. )