Overheard in the hospital

[krisomniac]

"If they start to feel it, just cut faster."

Words to live by. Especially when you have a scalpel.

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[stillane.livejournal.com]

*snorts* The fact that this is not surprising advice is probably a sign of something, right?

Favorite similar principle quote: "If it can still bite you, it's not under far enough!"

[krisomniac.livejournal.com]

Yes. (Also, I think you're the only person who isn't horrified by the idea -- which is also probably a sign of something. *g*)

But you can't forget that "Light is Life."